fabulousandthick:

Where some people might find being fat as ugly or gross I find it beautiful!!

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

lacigreen:

so deep

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

aren’t they cute

yeah

they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

quote-book:

(via 365 Days of Hand Lettering: Day 339)

lovliestcreature:

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

Rude

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

And they often have chlamydia.

did-you-kno:

Source

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

mudwerks:

(via vintage_ads: Ads after dark)

well ok then…